HonuGirl
8.18.2008
Lose Your Love Handles in 3 Moves…
About advertising and inchworms.
A friend of mine is concerned about having "a spare tire" (love handles) around the middle.
Personally, there’s not a whole lot of love on my part toward that someone who actually plans to grab one of those… uhh handles.
Hearing a need my ‘helpful’ inner voice said – ohhh, I know. I love recommending workouts. I can find a site to recommend for removing these ‘handles’ and share the love!
I did just that.
I searched online.
I read numerous articles.
Finally! I found the “right one”.
A popular fitness magazine published many online.
It seemed simple – easy even!
It stated in big bold letters – “Lose Your Love Handles in 3 Moves”
They even posted pictures of how to do the 3 moves.
Can’t get any better than that, right?
Just for kicks, I’ve posted the URL and diagrams – so as not to confuse you (I’m helpful that way)
Lose Your Love Handles in 3 Moves
Medicine-Ball Twist
Pay attention now. Do not expect to truly lose those handles in 3 Moves …
I tried it already -- I did all 3 of those moves. Then waited.
I have to say – it was rather disappointing.
Nothing happened.
I waited 30 more minutes -- still nothing.
It's too bad... I really thought that would be the perfect workout for my friend.
I guess my friend will have to work on that alone. Hummph!
However, I am continuing my research as I'm more concerned with my abs than uhh those unloving handle thingies.
Soon after I linked to the most intriguing articles entitled:
"Get a Flat Belly in 10 Minutes"
but I much prefer NOW rather than 10 minutes from now (I'm impatient sometimes)
"Flat Abs Now! The Inchworm Push-Up"
Whooo Hoo!! Doesn’t that sound like fun?
Heh, heh - I can’t wait to watch that little inchworm do push-ups and begin sculpting my abs.
Gee, I certainly hope it doesn’t tickle too much!!!
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TOO FUNNY!
ReplyDeleteI was hoping you'd say it worked.